"Better than the original!" - Charles Dickens
"The best parody of A CHRISTMAS CAROL Hemingway never wrote." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I strenuously object to having been revised. I deny all these allegations. I've never dallied with whores in Havana, although London is quite another story." - Jacob Marley
"I never realized I was so macho!" - Ebenezer Scrooge
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Retold in the Manner of Ernest Hemingway
Published November 2010 by New Street Communications, LLC